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the oracle is in 🔮

I’m Sue-Jan, Notion Consultant and Business Systems Strategist for neurodivergent and chronically ill entrepreneurs who are ready to build systems that support the brain they actually have – not the one they think they should have.


As a neurodivergent and chronically ill babe, I’ve spent literal decades trying to follow neurotypical, abled advice for productivity and systems that never stuck. I'm very intimate with creating unique solutions to everyday problems, and accommodating my unconventional productivity needs.


My approach prioritizes acceptance over judgment, satisfaction and ease, and authenticity over perfection – with experimentation and play being the foundation of my work. Productivity is actually fun when you don’t take yourself or your systems too seriously 🙂‍↕️

what the girls, gays and theys are saying about my magic

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Sue-Jan isn’t just a Notion baddie, coach or a strategist. They're a biz whisperer who will hold you and your vision with care. I didn’t feel like I had to perform, impress, or over-prepare. I could just be.


They anchored my big questions in a framework that lent me much needed clarity. I could actually see the path from where I am to where I want to be. Like it felt like a journey aligned with how I’m actually built to move through the world.

— Zeph Williams • Anti-Hustle Biz Strategist

what to expect on The Magician's journey

after purchase, you’ll get a welcome email

This email is gonna have all the info about your spot with me. Just reply to this email and that’s how we’ll get started!


you’ll also fill out an intake form

This is, like, the most structured part of our time together. This is where you spill the tea about what’s happening, where you’re struggling, and give me more information about you as a person. This is all the context I need for when we start being pen-pals 🖊️


every week you’ll get an email prompt

It’s up to you if you reply to these emails – you don’t have to if we already have an email thread going, but you can if it’s something you wanna chat about

They’re just there to remind you that I’m available to talk about anything that’s on your mind


you get an email response within 2 calendar days

Yup, even on weekends I’ll respond to you! It’s more likely that I respond within a few hours, but you know how life is.


guided by you at all times

This isn’t a program or formal linear strategy. This is an ongoing conversation. That means we’ll have lots of tangents, word-vomiting, brain-dumping, and it’s all guided by you and where you wanna take us 🚶🏾‍➡️


after 3 months you get a farewell email

After spending so much time together, it’s really important to me to have a more structured wrap-up email. This one is less of a conversation and more of a permission slip for you to take the training wheels off. You’re also invited to extend for another 3 months if you’d like, but there’s never any pressure to do that immediately!

what are you bringing to the oracle?

  • feeling stuck or hazy about your thing — figuring out what really lights you up and how it fits into your business

  • battling decision fatigue and overwhelm — because making The Right Choices can be damn well overwhelming

  • how to build systems that respect your brain and energy rhythms while supporting your money-making

  • ways to automate and simplify client processes without losing your personality or overcomplicating it

  • figuring out messaging and marketing that feels authentic and fun, not forced or icky

  • the urge to burn it all down and start fresh — when to pivot, rebrand, or just rage quit

  • navigating tech tools (not just limited to Notion!) without feeling overwhelmed

  • learning to trust your body wisdom in making choices, even though it’s super scary and you’ve been told that you’re wrong

  • creating space for rest, play, and self-awareness in the chaos of entrepreneurship

things you might be wondering before you book

how async is this?

Suuuuuuper async bro. Email me whenever you want, and I’ll email back whenever I’m available. You can email me from your laptop, phone, iPad. You can send me pictures, voice recording, type shit out. Whatever you need! This is flexible!


I usually respond within hours once I’m near my desk, but generally you’ll get a response within 2 calendar days (yes, even on the weekends!)


how often can I check in or ask questions? is there a limit?

Unless you and I are both glued to our devices, there’s a natural limit that happens! Sometimes I’ll ask you to think about something before responding. Sometimes you have other shit to do in your life.


In general, we keep 1 thread with 1-2 topics alive at a time so we don’t both get lost in email chaos. Most folks email me 2–3 times a day — but you can reach out whenever. You’re not bugging me. If I need a pause to think, I’ll tell you!


what if I wanted calls instead of emailing?

Then this offer isn’t for you 😅


This offer is built so that you don’t have to be ‘on’ for a call every week. So you can send me any shower thoughts you have. So you can get the support you need without having to worry about timezones (man, do they suck).


If you’d rather have this type of support but with calls instead, send me an email and let’s talk about it!


what if I fall off the wagon or forget to reply and ghost?

I will haunt you with my weekly automated emails 👻


But seriously, I’m usually checking in on my clients to see what’s going on with them, and that sometimes means stalking their socials too. My weekly automated emails are gonna keep me at the top of your inbox, but if I see some times go by where you would have usually checked in and haven’t, I’ll reach out!


how long is this thing?

3 months! Think of it like a little incubator for your ideas, energy, and growth. You can stop at any time if life gets messy and you need breathing room, or extend if you’re vibing and wanna keep going.


what kind of support do I actually get? is it just emails or are there voice notes, videos, or other formats?

You can send your voice notes, videos and pictures via email! Email keep things tidy so neither of us go hunting for a random link in the DMs and 11pm 💀 (and you don’t have to remember Yet Another Login)


will this help me with my specific brain/energy quirks?

Yes! I flex to learn your specific flavour of quirk and provide support and resources based on that. I’ve been problem solving for my own neurodivergence and chronic illness for 3 decades and I’ve been doing this work for almost 15 years!


what kind of results or changes can I realistically expect?

That depends on you.


This is not a magic-pill or a step by step tutorial with guaranteed outcomes. This is you deciding that things have to change and me walking alongside you while you make it happen.

Sometimes the shifts are tiny but important — like being able to say “no” without guilt, or doom scrolling for 5 less hours a week. Other times, they’re big and surprising, showing up in ways you never imagined when we started!


Generally, my clients leave feeling more confident in their ability to problem-solve, adapt, and navigate life and business when the shit hits the fan. They get clearer on who they are, trust themselves more, and actually believe they can create the life and work they want


how hands-on vs hands-off is this mentorship? do i get step-by-step guidance or more of a nudge in the right direction?

It depends! Sometimes I’m giving a step by step tutorial on how to do something in Notion. Sometimes I’m giving you a nudge in the right direction. It really depends on the person and their goals.


what if i get stuck or feel overwhelmed during the mentorship?

Lemme know! Feeling stuck or overwhelmed isn’t a sign that we’re failing, but that the experiment needs some tweaking. We’ll talk about where those feelings are coming from and how we can relieve them for you – this is an ongoing conversation!


how personal is this? will you know my business and challenges or is it more generic advice?

I will be all up in your biz baybee 👁️👄👁️


This will be SUPER personal, SUPER strategic advice JUST FOR YOU. This also means that you’re gonna have to lay it all out there and get vulnerable otherwise I won’t be able to help ya!

And don’t worry about me yapping to someone about your business. What goes on in that email thread is between me and you unless you wanna share. If I share anything online (like for marketing or discussion), it’ll be anonymized and with your express permission.


Consent is sexy everywhere, not just in the bedroom.


how does this mentorship fit with my existing systems? will it help me build new ones or fix what’s broken?

If systems are a thing you wanna work on during this time, I’ll be helping you with those! I won’t be building anything myself (I only build custom systems in Notion with The Notion Concierge) but I’ll be supporting you while you figure them out.


Notion is my baby, but I’m familiar with systems thinking so even if your systems aren’t in Notion, I’ll be able to help you out with making them work better for your brain.


what if i don’t vibe with your style or approach? is there a refund or opt-out?

If the vibes ain’t vibing, that ain’t a problem!


This is such a personal experience that I make it PAINLESS to opt out. Literally just send me an email to let me know you’re not interested in moving forward anymore, and I’ll cancel your membership on my end.


Refunds will be sent based on when you’re cancelling: if you’re canceling in the 1st half of the month, you’ll get 50% of your payment back; if you’re canceling in the 2nd half of the month, you’ll get 25% of your payment back.


Once your membership is canceled you won’t get any more emails from me (except my once in a blue moon emails when I have a new blog post).


I really need help, but I can't afford this

I totally get that this might not be accessible to the very people that need it. Send me an email and tell me what your budget is so I can send you a discount. Discounts are sent at my discretion and not everyone who asks for one gets one. If I can't accommodate you directly, I'll send you budget-friendly and free resources.

still wondering about something?

If you have any questions about ordering your custom Notion space, send me an email!


No question is too dumb or silly in my house. I'd be happy to help you get the support you need, even if it's not with me 💜